April 2013
8 posts
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
skippypb:
cyberdepressed:
DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER
March 2013
6 posts
le-cafe-musain:
Javert: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole’s begun. You know what that means?
Valjean: Yes, it means I’m free.
Javert:
humptheharreh:
you’re not famous until people start asking you to come to brazil
February 2013
1 post
universalgrandma:
math science history english only the avatar can master all four elements
January 2013
10 posts
there is no friendship in mario kart
magicalmischief:
When a teacher sends you to take something to another room
69shadesofgray:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry.
It won’t happen again.
1 & 2 are lies.
You’re a pussy.
My thoughts during a run
Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
Me: Why am I doing this?
Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than .36 miles you liar!
Me: Power song? Let's do this
Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
Me: This still sucks
Me: I'm hungry
*Finishes run*
Me: Dude that was awesome!
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princess-hardy:
i hope you fall over on stage bitch
pupbutt:
everyone jokes about how leonardo dicaprio has never gotten an oscar but for real why the fuck hasn’t leonardo dicaprio ever gotten an oscar
December 2012
1 post
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November 2012
9 posts
1 tag
shakespeare deciding which pencil to use: 2B or not 2B?
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October 2012
52 posts
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I'm going to South Africa as a volunteer for the...
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best GIF I've seen in ages
dieselpowereddoodad:
ect0bandit:
tellittoreadersdigest:
archerofanarchy:
whoops
i love how perfectly this sums up adam savage
he turns around and there’s just pure joy on his face
Adam Savage is a big child and there is no possible way anyone could not love him.
west2spookycollins:
i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room
7 tags
thewickedkongofthewest:
fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
euanscholes:
I went outside once. The graphics were brilliant but the gameplay and storyline were terrible.