arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood
skippypb: cyberdepressed: DO U HAVE THAT ONE GIRL IN SCHOOL THAT EVERYONE LOVES BUT U DONT GET IT AND YOU DONT LIKE HER AT ALL AND YOU SENSE SOMETHING EVIL ABOUT HER
le-cafe-musain: Javert: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole’s begun. You know what that means? Valjean: Yes, it means I’m free. Javert:
humptheharreh: you’re not famous until people start asking you to come to brazil
universalgrandma: math science history english only the avatar can master all four elements
there is no friendship in mario kart
magicalmischief: When a teacher sends you to take something to another room
69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry. It won’t happen again. 1 & 2 are lies. You’re a pussy.
My thoughts during a run
Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
Me: Why am I doing this?
Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than .36 miles you liar!
Me: Power song? Let's do this
Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
Me: This still sucks
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Dude that was awesome!
princess-hardy: i hope you fall over on stage bitch
pupbutt: everyone jokes about how leonardo dicaprio has never gotten an oscar but for real why the fuck hasn’t leonardo dicaprio ever gotten an oscar
shakespeare deciding which pencil to use: 2B or not 2B?
I'm going to South Africa as a volunteer for the...
best GIF I've seen in ages
dieselpowereddoodad: ect0bandit: tellittoreadersdigest: archerofanarchy: whoops i love how perfectly this sums up adam savage he turns around and there’s just pure joy on his face Adam Savage is a big child and there is no possible way anyone could not love him.
west2spookycollins: i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room
thewickedkongofthewest: fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
euanscholes: I went outside once. The graphics were brilliant but the gameplay and storyline were terrible.