harperowen: taking it as a personal insult when someone says something bad about your favourite celebrity
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
when america hosts the olympics
oprah: YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR BECAUSE YOU ALL GET A GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!
cas-i-said-legs: roliepolieoliescolon: so when did the olympics start i just got home from work They started around 776 BC in Greece.
the-vashta-nerada: well it’s official we live in rose’s universe
obliviateyourface: whoever said it’s a small world has never had to sit through the country parade in the olympic opening ceremony
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
Beijing Vs London
Beijing: We must be classy and perfect and mature.
London: WE WANT A FUCKING FORTY FOOT TALL VOLDEMORT, THANKS!
thatismahogany: By the time we’re through all the countries Sherlock S3 will probably be out.
normal people vs ed sheeran
Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
Normal people: were spooning
Ed: were resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: will you marry me?
Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
My bets for the Olympics:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch
plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.
whovians: Fine, we accept this alteration based on the fact she is the queen of everything. Now can David Tennant be on England's quidditch team?
i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies
reegars: you either die a quality blog or live long enough to see yourself become a multifandom mess
fuckcreativeurls: stonedgossard420: hey whos playing the role of katy perry in the katy perry movie Zooey Deschanel
bluerea: Plot twist: An actor actually looks like the character that he’s portraying.
rhapsodyintardisblue: Announcement to anyone who ever wrote or is going to write a YA book. YOU DO NOT NEED A LOVE TRIANGLE TO MAKE YOUR BOOK INTERESTING. #same goes for shows aimed at young people
ZAC YOU FORGOT TO THANK YOUR WILDCATS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT ONCE A WILDCAT ALWAYS A WILDCAT WILDCAT WHAT TEAM WILDCATS!
ritz-cracker: there are always those bloggers that you talk to maybe once or twice, but they gain a special place in your heart and whenever you see them on your dashboard you sort of smile and think we are somewhat friends
agent-bartowski: hailhazza: MENTION ONE DIRECTION ONE MORE FUCKING TIME DO IT north