July 2012
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harperowen:
taking it as a personal insult when someone says something bad about your favourite celebrity
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how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
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when america hosts the olympics
oprah: YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR BECAUSE YOU ALL GET A GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!
cas-i-said-legs:
roliepolieoliescolon:
so when did the olympics start i just got home from work
They started around 776 BC in Greece.
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the-vashta-nerada:
well it’s official
we live in rose’s universe
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obliviateyourface:
whoever said it’s a small world has never had to sit through the country parade in the olympic opening ceremony
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
emiixlouu:
where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
Beijing Vs London
Beijing: We must be classy and perfect and mature.
London: WE WANT A FUCKING FORTY FOOT TALL VOLDEMORT, THANKS!
thatismahogany:
By the time we’re through all the countries Sherlock S3 will probably be out.
normal people vs ed sheeran
Normal people: Im crying because I really miss you.
Ed: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: oh stop, you're making me blush!
Ed: tell her that she turns my cheeks the colour of my hair
Normal people: were spooning
Ed: were resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: will you marry me?
Ed: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
kittymunch:
willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
My bets for the Olympics:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch
plot twist: london opening ceremony, jk rowling flies in on a broom, carrying the torch, and declares quidditch will be a sport in the london olympic games.
whovians: Fine, we accept this alteration based on the fact she is the queen of everything. Now can David Tennant be on England's quidditch team?
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i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies
reegars:
you either die a quality blog or live long enough to see yourself become a multifandom mess
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stonedgossard420:
hey whos playing the role of katy perry in the katy perry movie
Zooey Deschanel
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bluerea:
Plot twist: An actor actually looks like the character that he’s portraying.
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rhapsodyintardisblue:
Announcement to anyone who ever wrote or is going to write a YA book.
YOU DO NOT NEED A LOVE TRIANGLE TO MAKE YOUR BOOK INTERESTING.
#same goes for shows aimed at young people
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ZAC YOU FORGOT TO THANK YOUR WILDCATS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT ONCE A WILDCAT ALWAYS A WILDCAT WILDCAT WHAT TEAM WILDCATS!
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ritz-cracker:
there are always those bloggers that you talk to maybe once or twice, but they gain a special place in your heart
and whenever you see them on your dashboard you sort of smile and think
we are somewhat friends
agent-bartowski:
hailhazza:
MENTION ONE DIRECTION ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
DO IT
north
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