echoingocean: sometimes when I see some things on my dash and I’m like did you sell your soul to photoshop because h o w
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
thelostie: ticklemejesus: according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late. that star is dead just like your dreams
harpaea: do you ever think about how weird reading is our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird
Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...
remember that time when sirius accidentally called harry james when they were fighting the death eaters and then he died and i ate all my limbs then set myself on fire
I don't care who they choose. Chris Egan is my...