houch: If Mr Brightside ever starts playing, and you don’t stop everything you’re doing and sing at the top of your lungs, you aren’t living life properly.
when people act like it’s cool to not read books
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
voteschneider: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Person from school: You weren't ill, you were on Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr!
Me: ...I was ill, my fingers didn't fall off.